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As mercury moves into retrograde, treat yourself right this week with a variety of fresh, made-to-order options. For those of you who have trouble deciding which entree sounds best (we’re looking at you Libra’s), let the stars pick for you with Tijuana-Scopes.

Aries

We know how impulsive and adventurous you may be feeling lately. Why not get a dish to match your daredevil side? Try the Bangin’ Chicken Tostadas! Our Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally Bangin’ Chicken hot sauce will leave your tastebuds begging for help. Hopefully they share your courageous spirit.


Taurus

You came to the Flats for one thing. One thing that is just as reliable as you have been to all those around you lately. You can never go wrong with Dos Tacos – always filling and customize-able . Lets face it, this item will give you the security you have been looking for, as it is the safest bet for any Tex-Mex loving Taurus.


Gemini

Certain things you can never go wrong with. Rice and beans are two of those things. We also know how adaptive you have been due to recent changes in your life. If you’re looking for a menu item that is as versatile as you are,  look no further than a bowl! It’s time to put to use all that inquisitive energy to use and start trying new hot sauces on top.


Cancer

Maybe this is your first time at Tijuana Flats, or maybe it’s your fourth time this week. We know how hard it can be for you to let go sometimes and are here to say, we’ll never let go. Take the cautious route your diet has needed lately and go for a Fresh Salad.  Naturally being imaginative, you can let your wild side run free with a variety of proteins and dressing options! Choose from any of our dressings that include ranch, salsa, avocado ranch, or Southwest Citrus Vinaigrette.


Leo

Let your creative side run wild this week. Where some see a blank canvas, you see a masterpiece. The Flat Outrageous street tacos are sure to match your expansive mind. You can’t go wrong with any of the three flavors, which include Crispy Baja Fish, Lime Steak, and Jerk Chicken. Your warmhearted spirit will end up falling in love with at least one of the flavors, but with as open-minded as you can be, we know you will keep showing each entree its due attention.


Virgo

It’s about time you find an entree that can bring you out of your hard corn shell. Get an entree that will go against your modest nature and stick out when your order is called. Try the Chimichanga! Our cooks are just as meticulous with our tortillas as you are with your work. Our tortillas are lightly fried and then can be customized to your liking with any of our fillings and toppings.


Libra

With how self-indulgent you have been lately, let’s face it, you were going to have dessert first anyways. Our churros are topped with sugar and cinnamon, which matches your charming mood lately. Don’t be afraid to share them with someone that your sociable-self may be treating to lunch.

 

 


Scorpio

In a big crowd you stick out. You need an item that has flavor that is as exciting and magnetic as you. Try the Philly Cheesesteak Flautas! These flautas combine two completely different food genres into crispy wheat or flour tortillas that pack a punch as powerful as your personality. With an item as under the radar as you, make sure to share this secret with everyone!


Sagittarius

With how careless you have been lately with your life decisions, your diet has gone out the window anyways. Your freedom-loving soul needs something sweet to feed all that positive energy you have been giving off in the past couple days. Our Cookie Dough Flautas are as fun natured as you on a Friday. Let your mouth be in line with your blindly optimistic psyche and treat it to a happy ending!


Capricorn

Knowing how careful you typically are, we think you should go for the Nachos. Line up your guac, salsa, and whatever hot sauce you choose to torture yourself with, and dig in! Nachos will also appeal to you in a practical sense. You naturally seek the most flavor for your buck, so load up on toppings and discover the best combination.


Aquarius

A Burrito is a Tex-Mex item as original as your style. Your inventive inner-being can customize the burrito to pack whatever flavorful punch you choose. On the outside, a burrito just looks like a big flour or wheat tortilla, but on the inside its contents can be as unpredictable as you are.


Pisces

As selfless as you are, we had a feeling you’d be looking for something to share. Our Flautas are little fried pieces of Tex-Mex heaven. Give into whoever may be easily leading you back to the Flats for lunch. Our Flautas are one temptation your tastebuds won’t mind you being weak-willed around.

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